-Harry and Louis put the same answer for their dream day off. Gee, wonder what that means.
-“poking Harry in the face”
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
Harry licking Liam’s finger, Dallas 24/08
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
Mine was thecomputernerd01
What kinda freaky kinky ass shit….
can you feel your heart melting
I want to prove my mum wrong
this has way less notes than it deserves
No, I don’t think it does and I want to cry
when you and your buddy are low on potassium
Why do people get their ears pierced at 13 I’m blessed my parents did that when I was 2 weeks old
yeah let’s keep piercing all girls’ ears when they’re infants and act like it’s normal for them to have earrings instead of letting them choose when they know what the fuck it is
I just rolled my eyes so hard i’m laughing
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind