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doncasturbate:

[someone talks shit about 1d]

-dark harry activate-

posted on September 2nd   172 notes   via hannahhunnit   Source

zaynsfreepalestinetweet:

calum: *gets blonde streak*

[phone starts ringing, calum answers call]

calum: hel-

zayn: how my dick taste

posted on September 2nd   14,057 notes   via doncasturbate   Source

horan family dinner

posted on September 2nd   3,849 notes   via doncasturbate   Source

modestmgmtofficial:

harry is the type to:

  • get drunk from apple juice
  • say “thanks u too” when the cashier tells him to enjoy the movie
  • buy flavored stamps
  • say bless u after every single sneeze
  • put red socks in with the white so they turn pink
  • stop the microwave before it beeps when people are sleeping
  • google male pregnancy
  • push someone off a cliff and jump after them to apologize
posted on September 2nd   1,001 notes   via modestmgmtofficial

flying-assbutt:

herhmione:

this tv show has a lot of great female characters
wouldn’t it be a shame
if something
were to
happen
to them

posted on September 2nd   57 notes   via flying-assbutt   Source

danhowellpng:

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dan’s too busy blocking out haters
bonus:image

posted on September 2nd   1,075 notes   via otphan   Source
Anonymous: what do you mean liam fucked a pumpkin 😭 im worried

posted on September 2nd   52 notes   via doncasturbate

harry and louis’ fight with @ijever

posted on September 2nd   6,101 notes   via diggingandfluff   Source

theboyfriends:

religion: 

image

posted on September 2nd   4,021 notes   via introspctn   Source

poopflow:

nosdrinker:

does this mean that perez hilton could go to jail

*prayer circle*

posted on September 1st   4,278 notes   via navyofficial   Source

a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

deaths-impala:

iveneverhadnutella:

This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

please say you slapped him

im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it

hes here somewhere

posted on September 1st   320,057 notes   via hllnzkjcldcgwd   Source

otphan:

"ALL Bloopers from the Office two hours long"

sounds like my kind of video

posted on September 1st   4 notes   via otphan

Reblog if you’re a Slytherin

allonsyforever:

Slytherin will help you on your way to greatness.

Just taking attendance!

Gryffindor click here

Ravenclaw x

Hufflepuff x

posted on September 1st   67,428 notes   via allonsyforever

2011fringeboy:

teacher: are you guys paying attention

me: yeah

me: [really thinkin about zayn hittin it from the back]

posted on September 1st   4,194 notes   via breadmaakesyoufat   Source
#ME

50leven:

o is for only niall

n is for niall

e is for especially niall

d is for derby niall

i is for i wish i were niall

r is for really niall

e is for electric guitar niall

c is for cute niall

t is for tell em niall

i is for niall

o is for the circle that niall is the center of

n is for niall 

posted on September 1st   8,058 notes   via wankingtwink
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