An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up…
Shaun Sivan Mellet is a perfect example of what happens when you tell your parents about your crush.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
*whispers* dan probably says “dude” as an alternative every time he wants to say “babe”
How interesting would it be if this happens to be the case and he slipped up one day?
so basically I was going to go on Dan’s twitter but I accidentally clicked on Emma’s twitter without realising the first thing I saw was this and I scREAMED BECAUSE I THOUGHT DAN HAD TWEETED IT OMG
But, congrats Emma I love youu
its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr
all of us
easter and oh look at that
we’re all still here
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
Imagine your OTP slow-dancing to a love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in Person B’s ear.
imagine this happening during the apocalypse and they both know they’re going to die soon
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT