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Joke of the day.

superwholockofhogwarts:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up…

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mc612h:

Shaun Sivan Mellet is a perfect example of what happens when you tell your parents about your crush.

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alluringhowell:

57:35

alluringhowell:

57:35

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catandbear-savetheworld:

philanddan:

paintbrushappreciation:

*whispers* dan probably says “dude” as an alternative every time he wants to say “babe”

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

How interesting would it be if this happens to be the case and he slipped up one day?

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22tops:

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ilovephanthings:

so basically I was going to go on Dan’s twitter but I accidentally clicked on Emma’s twitter without realising the first thing I saw was this and I scREAMED BECAUSE I THOUGHT DAN HAD TWEETED IT OMG
But, congrats Emma I love youu

ilovephanthings:

so basically I was going to go on Dan’s twitter but I accidentally clicked on Emma’s twitter without realising the first thing I saw was this and I scREAMED BECAUSE I THOUGHT DAN HAD TWEETED IT OMG

But, congrats Emma I love youu

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likeatragedynoww:

likeatragedynoww:

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

easter and oh look at that

we’re all still here

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kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

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phantasticphil:

vivisec:

theslowestdrawfag:

imagineyourotp:

 Imagine your OTP slow-dancing to a  love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in  Person B’s ear.

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imagine this happening during the apocalypse and they both know they’re going to die soon

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT 

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fallenfor5sos:

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fallenfor5sos:

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fucking-landshark:


omg guys

fucking-landshark:

omg guys

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